Me and my friend were talking about Toxic Relationships the other day and all the different Toxic personalities. We went over the whole list and tried to assure each other that we didn't fall into any of the categories [link]

after a while we started talking about other things but by the end of our conversation I came to an abrupt and hilarious realization:

Slick- “Eliza have I ever told you that you’re my best friend?”
OTO- "And why is that? ”
Slick- “Just everything, and all the stuff you do for me like helping me clean gesso out of my carpet for an hour”
OTO- “Hun, who WOULDN’T? It’d be really rude to just stand there or fall asleep while you scrubbed it all up.”
Slick- “Yeah but it’s like you do everything so good naturedly, with a smile. You’re probably the worlds number one human.”
OTO- “hahaha NO. I don’t think I’m Mother Teresa status just yet.”
Slick- “Well you should be, I’m going to nominate you for Saintess.”
OTO- *shakes her head*
Slick- “Eliza, I’m pretty sure the only way I can live up to your level is by jumping in front of a bullet for you”
OTO- “Rachel you’re a great friend! Regardless!”
Slick- “Hhahahahah oh my gosh! What if I missed!? ‘Crap! My only chance to shine!’”
OTO- “… Are you kidding? I’m on the floor bleeding and that’s all you can think about!?”
Slick- “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO! I AM Narcissist Nancy! Nooooo!”

Haha SORRY OTO, good grief! Anyway, don't feel too bad for her. Just recently she knocked me down at the park, in the wet grass, on purpose. I was flabbergasted, one minute, utter dancing around joy and the next I'm looking up at the sky and she's running away from me laughing. Also, her nickname for me is 'Jerk'. ( )

She's also my future Maid of Honor if I ever get married.